South Park Il Film

Continua il mito dello Stuparich Movie Fan con South Park: il film – Più grosso, più lungo & tutto intero (South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, USA, Trey Parker, 1999).
Ecco il testo di una hit della colonna sonora: Blame Canada!

Sheila: Times have changed
our kids are getting worse
they won’t obey their parents
they just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada!
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
and flapping heads so full of lies!
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Sheila: We need to form a full assault!
Everyone: It’s Canada’s fault!
Sharon: Don’t blame me
for my son Stan
he saw the damn cartoon
and now he’s off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
had my picture on his shelf
but now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada!
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Sheila: It seems that everything’s gone wrong
since Canada came along!
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Copy Guy: They’re not even a real country anyway.
Ms. McCormick: My son could’ve been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo!
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too!
Everyone: Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada
for…
the smut we must stop
the trash we must bash
the laughter and fun
must all be undone
we must blame them and cause a fuss
before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!

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